*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
wait since when is fan short for fanatic
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
i wish i looked good in a bikini
actually i wish i looked good in a swim suit
actually i wish i looked good in anything
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
*gains 5 pounds*
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
hearing a really good song for the first time