actionables:

someone out there is eating the best pizza in their whole life and I think that’s beautiful

4amgirls asked:

Lol what's some characteristic traits of a fuck boy?! 💁

pinkvelourtracksuit:

a fuck boy

  • complains about stretch marks or pubic hair 
  • his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
  • expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
  • his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
  • he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
  • he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
  • he got that fuck boy hair cut 


I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I… I can’t compete with that stuff.

I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I… I can’t compete with that stuff.

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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i-am-the-strider:

UGH I WANT TO DRAW

BUT I CAN’T DRAW BECAUSE I’M BAD AT IT

BUT I’LL NEVER GET GOOD IF I DON’T DRAW

BUT I DON’T WANT TO DRAW BECAUSE I SUCK