icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

sighconic:

i wish i looked good in a bikini

actually i wish i looked good in a swim suit

actually i wish i looked good in anything

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you